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1. |
| 2:07 | ||||
Jim Gordon (drums)
John Guerin (drums) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Ralph Humphrey (drums) Jack Bruce (bass) Erroneous (bass) Tom Fowler (bass) Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) George Duke (keyboards, background vocals) Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (violin) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Ian Underwood (saxophone) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, background vocals) Sal Marquez (trumpet) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Ray Collins (background vocals) Kerry McNabb (background vocals) Susie Glower (background vocals) Debbie (background vocals) Lynn (background vocals) Ruben Ladron De Guevara (background vocals) Robert Camarena (background vocals) Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots and around my toes The frost that bit the ground below It was a hundred degrees below zero... And my mama cried And my mama cried Nanook, a-no-no Nanook, a-no-no Don't be a naughty Eskimo Save your money, don't go to the show Well I turned around and I said "Oh, oh" Oh Well I turned around and I said "Oh, oh" Oh Well I turned around and I said "Ho, Ho" And the northern lights commenced to glow And she said, with a tear in her eye "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow" "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow" |
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2. |
| 4:38 | ||||
Jim Gordon (drums)
John Guerin (drums) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Ralph Humphrey (drums) Jack Bruce (bass) Erroneous (bass) Tom Fowler (bass) Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) George Duke (keyboards, background vocals) Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (violin) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Ian Underwood (saxophone) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, background vocals) Sal Marquez (trumpet) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Ray Collins (background vocals) Kerry McNabb (background vocals) Susie Glower (background vocals) Debbie (background vocals) Lynn (background vocals) Ruben Ladron De Guevara (background vocals) Robert Camarena (background vocals) (Well, right about that time people A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial) Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) ) And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal With a lead-filled snowshoe) I said, with a Lead- Filled With a lead filled snowshoe He said, "Peekaboo" I said, with a Lead- Filled With a lead filled snowshoe He said, "Peekaboo" He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal he went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe, and he hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he that got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. So I bent down and I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous mitten-ful of the deadly YELLOW SNOW The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go! Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology here it goes,the circular motion, now Rub It! (Here Fido) And then In a fit of anger I pounced And I pounced again Great Googly Moogly! I jumped up and down on the chest of the him I injured The fur trapper Well he was very upset, as you can understand And rightly so, because the Deadly yellow snow crystals had Deprived him of his Sight And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said "I can't see" "I can't see" "Oh, woe is me" "I can't see" "Well.....you know I can't see Nothin'" "He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me And I can't see Temporarily" Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes. And it was at that precise moment that he remembered and ancient Eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that they write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook, the only way you can get it fixed up is to go Trudging across the tundra Mile after mile Trudging across the tundra Right down to the parish of St. Alphonzo |
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3. |
| 1:51 | ||||
Jim Gordon (drums)
John Guerin (drums) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Ralph Humphrey (drums) Jack Bruce (bass) Erroneous (bass) Tom Fowler (bass) Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) George Duke (keyboards, background vocals) Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (violin) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Ian Underwood (saxophone) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, background vocals) Sal Marquez (trumpet) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Ray Collins (background vocals) Kerry McNabb (background vocals) Susie Glower (background vocals) Debbie (background vocals) Lynn (background vocals) Ruben Ladron De Guevara (background vocals) Robert Camarena (background vocals) Yes indeed Here we are At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the margarine And wheedled on the Bingo cards In lieu of the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen While she was totally in chenille And her old man was a Marine As she abused the sausage pattie And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?" At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the margarine (St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo) |
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4. |
| 2:18 | ||||
Jim Gordon (drums)
John Guerin (drums) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Ralph Humphrey (drums) Jack Bruce (bass) Erroneous (bass) Tom Fowler (bass) Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) George Duke (keyboards, background vocals) Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (violin) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Ian Underwood (saxophone) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, background vocals) Sal Marquez (trumpet) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Ray Collins (background vocals) Kerry McNabb (background vocals) Susie Glower (background vocals) Debbie (background vocals) Lynn (background vocals) Ruben Ladron De Guevara (background vocals) Robert Camarena (background vocals) (Get up on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo) Father Vyvian O'Blivion Resplendent in his frock Was whipping up the batter For the pancakes of his flock He was looking rather bleary He forgot to watch the clock But the night before Behind the door A leprechaun had stroked it But the night before Behind the door A leprechaun had slowly storked it He slowly stroked it But the night before Behind the door A leprechaun had stroked his spot He stroked his spot It set him off in such a frenzy He sang "Lock Around the Crock!" And he topped it off with a ... And he topped it off with a ... And he topped it off with a ... oo ooo ooo oo ooo ooo oo ooo ooo As he stumbled on his ... He was delighted as it stiffened And ripped right through his sock "Oh St. Alfonzo would be proud of me" He shouted down the block Domine vobiscum Et cum spiritu tuo Don't you eat my sleazy pancakes Just for Saintly Alphonzo They're so light and fluffy white We'll raise a fortune by tonight They're so light and fluffy white We'll raise a fortune by tonight They're so light and fluffy brown They're the finest in the town They're so light and fluffy brown They're the finest in the town Good morning your highness oo oo ooo Good gosh, you're sumptuous oo oo ooo Good morning your highness oo oo ooo Good gosh, you're sumptuous oo oo ooo |
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5. |
| 4:16 | ||||
Jim Gordon (drums)
John Guerin (drums) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Ralph Humphrey (drums) Jack Bruce (bass) Erroneous (bass) Tom Fowler (bass) Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) George Duke (keyboards, background vocals) Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (violin) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Ian Underwood (saxophone) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, background vocals) Sal Marquez (trumpet) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Ray Collins (background vocals) Kerry McNabb (background vocals) Susie Glower (background vocals) Debbie (background vocals) Lynn (background vocals) Ruben Ladron De Guevara (background vocals) Robert Camarena (background vocals) The mystery man came over And he said "I'm outta sight!" He said for a nominal service charge I could reach nirvana tonight If I was ready, willing and able To pay him his regular fee He would drop all the rest of His pressing affairs and devote His attention to me But I said "Look here brother who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Look here brother, don't waste your time on me" The mystery man got nervous And he fidget around a bit He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe And he whipped out a shaving kit Now I thought it was a razor And a can of foaming goo But he told me right then when the top popped open There was nothin' his box won't do With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo He said "You might not believe this, little fella But it'll cure your asthma too" And I said "Look here brother Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway? Look here brother, don't waste your time on me" (Don't waste your time) "I've got troubles of my own", I said "And you can't help me out So, take your meditations and your preparations And ram it up your snout!" "But I got the crystal ball", he said And held it to the ligh So I snatched it, all away from him And I showed him how to do it right I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head So I looked like I was deep I said some mumbo-jumbo, then I told him he was going to sleep I robbed his rings and pocketwatch And everything else I found I had that sucker hypnotized He couldn't even make a sound I proceeded to tell him his future, then As long as he was hanging around I said "The price of meat has just gone up And your old lady has just gone down!" And I said "Look here brother-who you Jiving with that cosmik debris? Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher? So, don't waste your time on me" Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me (Shanti) |
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6. |
| 1:32 | ||||
Jim Gordon (drums)
John Guerin (drums) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Ralph Humphrey (drums) Jack Bruce (bass) Erroneous (bass) Tom Fowler (bass) Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) George Duke (keyboards, background vocals) Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (violin) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Ian Underwood (saxophone) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, background vocals) Sal Marquez (trumpet) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Ray Collins (background vocals) Kerry McNabb (background vocals) Susie Glower (background vocals) Debbie (background vocals) Lynn (background vocals) Ruben Ladron De Guevara (background vocals) Robert Camarena (background vocals) The clouds are really cheap The way I seen 'em through the forts Of which there is a half-a-dozen On the face of my resorts You wouldn't think I'd have too many Since I never cared for sports But I'm never really lonely In my Excentrifugul Forz There's always corla plankun Kim and me can play the blues And then I'll watch him buff that Tiny ruby that he use He'll straighten up his turban And inject a little ooze Along a one-celled Hammond organism Underneath my shoes And then I'll call pup tentacle I'll ask him how's his chin I'll find out how the future is Because that's where he's been His little feet got long and flexible And suckers fell right in The time he crossed the line From later on, the way back when |
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7. |
| 5:53 | ||||
8. |
| 2:45 | ||||
Jim Gordon (drums) John Guerin (drums) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Ralph Humphrey (drums) Jack Bruce (bass) Erroneous (bass) Tom Fowler (bass) Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) George Duke (keyboards, background vocals) Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (violin) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Ian Underwood (saxophone) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, background vocals) Sal Marquez (trumpet) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Ray Collins (background vocals) Kerry McNabb (background vocals) Susie Glower (background vocals) Debbie (background vocals) Lynn (background vocals) Ruben Ladron De Guevara (background vocals) Robert Camarena (background vocals) Whoa, are we moving too slow? Have you seen us, Uncle Remus? We look pretty sharp in these clothes (Yes, we do) Unless we get sprayed with a hose It ain't bad in the day If they squirt it your way 'Cept in the wintah, when it's froze And it's hard if it hits, on your nose (On your nose) Just keep your nose To the grindstone they say Will that redeem us, Uncle Reemus? I can't wait til mah 'fro is full grown I'll just throw away my doo-rag at home I'll take a drive to Beverly Hills Just before dawn And knock the little jockeys Off the rich peoples lawn And before they get up I'll be gone (I'll be gone) Before they get up I'll be knockin' the jockeys off the lawn (Down in the dew) |
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9. |
| 6:37 | ||||
Jim Gordon (drums)
John Guerin (drums) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Ralph Humphrey (drums) Jack Bruce (bass) Erroneous (bass) Tom Fowler (bass) Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) George Duke (keyboards, background vocals) Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (violin) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Ian Underwood (saxophone) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, background vocals) Sal Marquez (trumpet) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Ray Collins (background vocals) Kerry McNabb (background vocals) Susie Glower (background vocals) Debbie (background vocals) Lynn (background vocals) Ruben Ladron De Guevara (background vocals) Robert Camarena (background vocals) In the dark Where all the fevers grow Under the watah Where the shark bubbles blow In the morning By your radio Do the walls close in to suffocate, yah You ain't got no friends And all the others they hate, yah Does the life you been leading gotta go? (HMMmm?) (Well let me straighten you out) About a place I know (Get your shoes and socks on people, it's right around the corner) Out through the night and the whispering breezes To the place where they keep the imaginary diseases Out through the night and the whispering breezes To the place where they keep the imaginary diseases (This has got to be the disease for you Now scientists call this disease, Brohm-a-drosis But us regular folks, who might wear tennis shoes or an occasional python boot, know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of STINK-FOOT) You know My python boot is too tight I couldn't get it off last night A week went by And now it's July I finally got it off And my girlfriend cried, YOU GOT STINK-FOOT! Stink-foot, darlin' Your Stink-foot Puts a hurt on my nose Stink-foot, stink-foot, I ain't lyin' Can you rinse it off, do you suppose? (Here Fido, Fido, mpt, mpt, mpt, come here little puppy Bring the slippers Arf, arf, arf (C-R-A-S-H) Huhm, HAH, HAH, HAH...hmhmhm) STINK! (Well then Fido got up off the floor, and he rolled over and he looked me straight in the eye And you know what he said? "Once upon a time, somebody say to me" This is the dog talkin' now "What is your, conceptual, continuity?" "Well I told 'em right then", Fido said "It should be easy to see "The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe" Well you know, the man that was talking to the dog looked at the dog, and he said Sort of staring in disbelief "You can't say that" he said "It doesn't, and you can't, I won't, and it don't it hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't, and it shouldn't it couldn't" He told him, "No, no, no" I told him, "Yes, yes, yes" I said, "I do it all the time Ain't this boogie a mess"?) The poodle bites, the poodle chews it (Repeat + ad lib) |
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10. |
| 4:00 | ||||
Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) Ralph Humphrey (drums) Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals) Tom Fowler (bass) Bruce Fowler (trombone) George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer) Ruth Underwood (marimba, vibes, percussion) Ian Underwood (flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin, baritone violin) She had that Camarillo brillo Flamin' out along her head, I mean her Mendocino bean-o By where some bugs had made it red She ruled the Toads of the Short Forest And every newt in Idaho And every cricket who had chorused By the bush in Buffalo She said she was A Magic Mama And she could throw a mean Tarot And carried on without a comma That she was someone I should know She had a snake for a pet And an amulet And she was breeding a dwarf But she wasn't done yet She had gray-green skin A doll with a pin I told her she was awright But I couldn't come in (I couldn't come in right then...) And so she wandered Trough the door-way Just like a shadow from the tomb She said her stereo was four-way An' I'd just love it in her room Well, I was born To have adventure So I just followed up the steps Right past her fuming incense stencher To where she hung her castanets She stripped away Her ranchid poncho An' laid out naked by the door We did it till we were un-concho An' it was useless any more She had a snake for a pet And an amulet And she was breeding a dwarf But she wasn't done yet She had gray-green skin A doll with a pin I told her she was awright But I couldn't come in (actually, I was very busy then) And so she wandered Trough the door-way Just like a shadow from the tomb She said her stereo was four-way An' I'd just love it in her room Well, I was born To have adventure So I just followed up the steps Right past her fuming incense stencher To where she hung her castanets She said she was A Magic Mama And she could throw a mean Tarot And carried on without a comma That she was someone I should know (Is that a real poncho...I mean Is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Hmmm...no foolin' ...) |
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11. |
| 3:35 | ||||
Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)
Ralph Humphrey (drums) Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals) Tom Fowler (bass) Bruce Fowler (trombone) George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer) Ruth Underwood (marimba, vibes, percussion) Ian Underwood (flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin, baritone violin) Kin Vassy (vocals) I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I have existed for years But very little had changed I am the tool of the Government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you I may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I am the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I am the slime oozin' out From your TV set You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't got for help...no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are sold That's right, folks.. Don't touch that dial Well, I am the slime from your video Oozin' along on your livin'room floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go |
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12. |
| 2:59 | ||||
Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)
Ralph Humphrey (drums) Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals) Tom Fowler (bass) Bruce Fowler (trombone) George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer) Ruth Underwood (marimba, vibes, percussion) Ian Underwood (flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin, baritone violin) Ricky Lancelotti (vocals) Give me Your dirty love Like you might surrender To some dragon in your dreams Give me Your dirty love Like a pink donation To the dragon in your dreams I don't need your sweet devotion I don't want your cheap emotion Just whip me up some dragon lotion For your dirty love Give me Your dirty love Like some tacky little pamphlet In your daddy's bottom drawer Give me Your dirty love I don't believe you have ever seen That book before I don't need no consolation I don't want your reservation I only got one destination An' that's your dirty love Give me Your dirty love Just like your mama Make her fuzzy poodle do Give me Your dirty love The way your mama Make that nasty poodle chew I'll ignore your cheap aroma And your little-bo-peep diploma I'll just put you in a coma With some dirty love THE POODLE BITES! (Come on, Frenchie) THE POODLE CHEWS IT! (Snap it!) THE POODLE BITES! (Come on, Frenchie) THE POODLE CHEWS IT! (Snap it!) |
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13. |
| 6:11 | ||||
14. |
| 5:11 | ||||
Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)
Ralph Humphrey (drums) Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals) Tom Fowler (bass) Bruce Fowler (trombone) George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer) Ruth Underwood (marimba, vibes, percussion) Ian Underwood (flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin, baritone violin) Ricky Lancelotti (vocals) Three hunderd years ago Thought I might get some sleep Stretched myself out onna antique bed An' my spirit did a midnight creep You know I'll never sleep no more To me it seem that is just ain't wise Didja ever wake up in the mornin' With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes I am the ZOMBY WOOF I'm the creature all the ladies been Talkin' about I am the ZOMBY WOOF They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF Tellin' you all the Zomby troof Here I'm is... Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF The said aw-reety An' they was aw-righty An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady... I got a great big pointed fang Which is my Zomby Toof My right foot is bigger than my other one is Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof If I raid your dormitorium Don't try to remain aloof... I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the ZOMBY WOOF I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be! Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF |
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15. |
| 6:04 | ||||
Terry Bozzio (drums)
Roy Estrada (vocals, bass) Adrian Belew (guitar) Ed Mann (percussion) Patrick O'Hearn (bass) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Peter Wolf (keyboards) One two three four I couldn't say where she's comin' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill says you can't make me cum No way! (Y'jes can't do it) She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don't mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (So I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Where's this Dinah-Moe Comin' from I just spent three hours An' I ain't got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe Humm I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it And I can't get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta be out of it To get myself into it 'Cause I can't get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta be out of it Before I get into it (She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...) And here's what she said: Just get me wasted An' you're half-way there 'Cause if my mind's tore up, Well, then my body don't care I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An' said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon? The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little (OW!) if I wasn't done yet I told her... Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An' asked her if she had any cooties in there (Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin' BUNS UP! I was wheelin' an' dealin' WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She surrender to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED An' she started in to squealin' Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered 'n quaked An' clutched at herself Her sister made a joke About her mental health Until Dinah-Moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline... I said: Kiss my aura...Dora... That's right! You know why? Because obviously it was real angora And then I said: Would you all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An' how 'bout you, Fauna? Do you wanna? ...Frank, Frank...up on stage...up on stage, Frank... Alright... Take me up man, I want... Take you up? Yeah! Sure! Wait a minute, now that you're up on stage, what's your name? Brian Reviera Are you having a OK Halloween Brian? I'm having an excellent time... Sing for Greenwich man, Greenwich, Connecticut ... Alright now, I'll tell you what... Brian, do you know the words to this song? Well, in a way, in a way... OK, here's...Brian, this is your golden opportunity: This is the Frank Zappa Performer-like Contest Now here's what you're going to do: We're gonna play this song again and you're gonna pretend you're me. And you pretend to sing the song and dance all across the stage and get these people a very good Halloween show, would you? Right! Yeah! Yeah! OK, ready? Work! Work! I couldn't say where she's comin' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm Good! She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill says you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don't mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (So I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe A little Dinah-Moe A little Dinah-Moe A little Dinah-Moe again Little Dinah-Moe A little Dinah-Moe again Little Dinah-Moe A little Dinah-Moe again Little Dinah-Moe ... Hey! How come you guys aren't singing? Wait a minute, wait a minute... Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe ... That's right! Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe ... Give me that hat! Dinah-Moe Alright! Alright, alright What? San Ber'dino? No, no, not yet... I'll tell you what Boy is this thing hard to hold on your head! Let's do another song...here... (San Ber'dino!) No no, we'll do that later... Hey thanks man, you do a pretty good imitation of me... Nice fingernail polish! Really good! Really good! I like that... It's great...look at...show the camera, show the camera your fingernails, Very good...thanks |
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16. |
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Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)
Ralph Humphrey (drums) Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals) Tom Fowler (bass) Bruce Fowler (trombone) George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer) Ruth Underwood (marimba, vibes, percussion) Ian Underwood (flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone) Jean-Luc Ponty (violin, baritone violin) Kin Vassy (vocals) I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down In a little white box I can sell uptown By myself I wouldn't Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff For somebody else...but then, on the other hand I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun' I'd have me a crop An' it'd be on top (that's why I'M movin' to Montana) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss That's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon... I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) He's a good hoss Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I'm gonna find me a horse Just about this big An' ride him all along the border line With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand By myself I wouldn't Have no boss But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I might Ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' In the moon-lighty night And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee N' give my foot a push... Just me 'n the pymgy pony Over the Dennil Floss Bush N' then I might just Jumb back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) |